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"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for you..." -- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"
"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..." "Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat." -- me, Quanita
"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..." -- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem (If you've never heard it, you won't get it)
"What is the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care." -- World Entertainment War
"It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows works." -- Graeme Wong See, graeme@research.canon.oz.au, rec.humor.funny
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