Today's quotes [3.3.20]

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Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. 

- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower 

No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.

- Robert Heinlen 

I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . .
but they've always worked for me. 

- Hunter S. Thomson 

There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

- W. C. Fields 

Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit."
Q:      "I have no powers!  Q, the ordinary!"
Picard: "Q, the liar!  Q, the misanthrope!"
Q:      "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate!  What must I do to
         convince you people?"
Worf:   "Die."
Q:      "Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?"
                        -- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"

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