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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
       death.


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"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something." 

George Burns.

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The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word
       fuck...


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"Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines,
I wash my hands afterward. But how to wash off the small
but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind?"

                                           --Edward Abbey



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"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
                        -- Angela (yet again)


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