Today's quotes [3.24.20]
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"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
-- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"
"Actually, an oxymoron is more along the lines of a moron with an OH+
radical attached. Since both morons and free radicals tend to bind
strongly to the first interesting thing that comes along, this is a
match made in heaven."
-- The Internet Oracle
Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite
* If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.
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