Today's quotes [3.23.20]
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"In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said
'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark.
And did two loads of laundry."
-- Kevin Krisciunas, in rec.humor.funny
"Why is the sky blue?"
"It's a fault in the universe's ray tracing algorithm."
-- me, AndrewR
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
But why can't it be mine?"
-- Pearl Jam, "Black"
(Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)
"You don't change the way people think by changing what they say. You
change the way people think with HEADLESS CHARRED BODIES FLYING THROUGH
THE AIR. BLOOD! FLAMES! HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!"
-- Alastair J. R. Young
"My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
-- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
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