Today's quotes [3.22.20]
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"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
-- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great
programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage
cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their
-- Bill Gates
"I'm tired, my eczema is making life damn uncomfortable, I've just been
rejected by two women in one day and I can't find my copy of Undertow."
-- me (Bad hair day. Or Something.)
"Microsoft: One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
all and in the darkness bind them."
-- s. keeling, from alt.sysadmin.recovery
"Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"
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