Today's quotes [3.2.20]
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- Walt Whitman
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
- Mork, Mork and Mindy
"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo."
- Jim Harrison
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary.
- Thomas Paine
Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven
while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms...
- Russ Suter
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