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"Resist much. Obey little." - Walt Whitman
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" - Mork, Mork and Mindy
"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." - Jim Harrison
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine
Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms... - Russ Suter
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