Today's quotes [3.18.20]
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"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
-- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
institution, circa 17th century.
"I just woke up, I'm 40 miles from my car and I can't remember where I left my
trousers. I think I'm going to be a little late."
-- Someone's employee, rec.humor.funny
"I'd rather drink a pint of someone else's diarrhoea then listen to this
-- Daniel, referring to me and Martyn singing in the
lab (he's now joined the choir =))
"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
-- Unknown, via Bruce
"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
collectable bubblegum cards?"
-- DAAS Songbook
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