Today's quotes [3.17.20]
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate
it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it
and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for
- Billiam Coronel
"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
-- Kristy Wilsen
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