Today's quotes [3.16.20]

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As is well known, an elk that is shot within fifteen feet
of your hunting vehicle will still pull himself together
enough to gallop to the very bottom of the steepest canyon
within five miles. 

     - Patrick F. McManus 

I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's
accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures. 

     - Chief Justice Earl Warren 

The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.

     - Paul Valery 

I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

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