Today's quotes [3.15.20]
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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.
Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's
what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm
home now,but leave a message and I'll call when
Country Music Song Titles
You're The Reason Why Our Kids Are Ugly.
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.
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