Today's quotes [3.14.20]

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"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
ethnic group."

                            --Edward Abbey

"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things. 
 Usually conducted by government against its own people."
 
                                                 --Edward Abbey

"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns."

                                               --Edward Abbey
 

true patriotism:

"`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't
insult me poor bleedin' country.'"

--Edward Abbey

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life? 

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