Today's quotes [3.11.20]

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Modern parents believe toilet training should be an easy and
casual affair.  Just let the child s*%# all over everything.  This
prepares him or her for a brilliant career as a talk show host.

                                                        --P.J. O'Rouke

"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking.
    He called me a quitter."        -- Steven Pearl

"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!"

                                                --Zsa Zsa Gabor 

        Vows begin when hope dies.
                
                           --Leonardo da Vinci

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.

                                           --Francis Bacon

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