Today's quotes [3.11.20]
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Modern parents believe toilet training should be an easy and
casual affair. Just let the child s*%# all over everything. This
prepares him or her for a brilliant career as a talk show host.
"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking.
He called me a quitter." -- Steven Pearl
"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!"
--Zsa Zsa Gabor
Vows begin when hope dies.
--Leonardo da Vinci
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
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