Today's quotes [3.10.20]

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A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

     - Morey Amsterdam 

English is the language up with which I will not put

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
   century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
   this century.
   -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential
   candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion
   of the Holocaust

"... the movie looks it was filmed by a rhesus monkey with a video camera. The
 editing looks like it was performed by a rhesus monkey with a Cuisinart.
 Apparently, if you're a rhesus monkey, you can really go places in Hollywood."
                        -- Mr. Cranky

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