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About a third of my cases are suffering from no clinically
defineable neurosis, but from the senselessness and
emptiness of their lives. This can be described as the
general neurosis of our time.
Carl G. Jung
Modern Man in Search of a Soul
A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.
Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"
Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."
"Shoot for the stars, otherwise gravity gets in your way."
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
- Winston Churchill
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