Today's poems [3.9.20]
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
There was an old harlot of Wick
Who was sucking a coal-heaver's prick.
She said, "I don't mind
The coal dust and grime,
But the smell of your balls makes me sick."
There once was a man named Mort
Whose dick was incredibly short
He climbed into bed
And his lady friend said,
"That's not a dick, it's a wart.
Ladies and gentlemen hoes and tramps
crosseyed buzzards and bowlegged ants
admission is free so pay at the door
pull up a chair and set on the floor
one night mid day two boys went to play
back to back brother to brother they
both drew a sword and shot each other
one deaf police officer who heard the noise
came and killed the two dead boys
if you dont believe this lie is true
just ask the blind man he saw it too.
sent by billbob
A fellow who slept with a whore,
Used a safe, but his pecker got sore.
Said he with chagrin,
"Selling these is a sin,"
Said the druggist, "Caveat emptor".
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