Today's poems [3.7.20]
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There was a young man named O'Malley
Who was fucking his gal in the alley,
When right at the start
Whe let a small fart,
Said O'Malley to Sally, "Now r'ally!"
The life of a clerk of the session
Was strangled in psychic repression.
But his maladies ceased
When his penis uncreased
In straight geometric progression.
Part 6 of 12
Spurred on by a very high wager
With an envious German named Bager,
He'd proceeded to fart
The complete oboe part
Of a Hayden Octet in B-Major.
There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.
A pathetic old maid of Bordeaux
Fell in love with a dashing young beau.
To entice his regard
She would squat in his yard
And appealingly piss in the snow.
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