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A pancy who lived in Khartoum, Took a lesbian up to his room And they argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom.
There was a young man named O'Rourke Heard babies were brought by the stork, So he went to the zoo And attempted to screw One old bird -- end-result: didn't work.
There was a young lady from France Who got on a bus in a trance Everyone f*cked her Apart from the Conductor But he came twice in his pants
There was a young girl of Spitzbergen Where people all thought her a virgin Till they found her in bed With her quim very red And the head of a kid just emerging
Said an old lady called Mary Tabott, "I wish I had teeth in my twat. For just think" said she, "how nice it would be To keep all the pricks that I got."
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