Today's poems [3.13.20]

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There was a young lady of Sturky
Who had an affair with a darkie.
The results of their sins
Were quadruplets, not twins,
One black, and two white, and one khaki.

An unfortunate fellow named Chase 
Had an ass that was not quite in place, 
And he showed indignation 
When an investigation 
Showed that some people shit through their face, 

               I sat next to the Duchess at tea. 
               It was just as I feared it would be: 
                    Her rumblings abdominal 
                    Were simply phenomenal, 
               And everyone thought it was me. 

"Eat meat, whale meat, Give yourself a treat

(Shiney crappy meaty creatures)

Pull that baby off your teat, fill it`s face with whale meat

(Smiley Jappy people nourished)

Here come the whaleing fleet. Meet. Great. Yummy treat.

(Shiney crappy meaty creatures)"

There once was a geologist named Wassal, 
            Who one day found a colossal fossil. 
                He could tell by the bend, 
                And the knob at the end, 
            That it was the peter of Paul, the apostile. 

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