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A young sky diver named Sherm jumped out with his cock long and firm two jerks and a spasm, he had an orgasm and spelled out "I love you" in sperm.
NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP WITH THE BOY ACROSS THE STREET WONT MY DADDY BE DISGUSTED ONCE HE SEE'S MY CHERRY'S BUSTED AND WONT MY MOMMY BE SURPRISED WHEN SHE SEE'S MY BELLY RISE Sent by JESSICA
An explorer whose habits were blunt Once flavored some cannibal cunt. The asshole was shitty, And---more was the pity--- It oozed from the rear to the front.
There was a young man from Vancouver Whose existence had lost its prime mover. But its loss he supplied With a piece of bull's hide, Two pairs, and the bag from the Hoover.
There was an old sheik named Al Hassid Whose tool had become very placid. Before each injection To get an erection He had to immerse it in acid.
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