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In the Garden of Eden lies Adam, peacefully stroking his madam. He does so with mirth, for on all of this Earth, there were only two tits and he had 'em!
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose feet were attached to grease buckets From trouble he'd hide With a quick slip n slide Of responsibility he said, simply, "duck it." PS So you see, Bill, in America, *anyone* can grow up to be the President. sent by Summer Mondeau
Three things are certain Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
There was a young fellow named Gluck Who found himself shit out of luck. Though he petted and wooed, When he tried to get screwed He found virgins just don't give a fuck.
There was a young lady named Maude A terrible society fraud: In company, I'm told She was awfully cold. But if you got her alone, Oh My God!
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