Today's stories [2.7.20]
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My cousin Denney came to visit from the farm last summer. I asked
how his bus ride was and he said he had a good ride except for a
rude lady he encountered.
I asked what the problem was, and he said that when the lady got
on there were no seats left, so he offered her his seat. She
declined since she was only riding for a short distance. However,
while she was standing with her butt right in his face, he noticed
her dress was caught up in her crack. He decided to be nice and help
her so he pulled it out.
Well, she turned around and wopped him hard enough to turn his lights
Then I asked him what he did then?
And Denney said that since she was that rude, he poked the dress right
back in there!
When we were looking to buy property I had this over zealous
realtor show us what can only be described as a totally worn-
out old farm. I mean the land had just been worked to death.
The weeds were hardly even growing.
The smiling super salesman said, "Now really, all this land
needs is a little water, a nice cool breeze and some good
I replied, "Yeah, I agree, but couldn't the same be said of Hell?"
There once was a conservative college in the mid-west that had
a standing rule, the heat was not to be turned on in the
dormitories prior to a certain date.
Unfortunately, one year, winter decided to rear its ugly head
early. Students in both the men's and women's dormitories
complained about the bitter cold, but were told that nothing
could be done.
After days of no heat and no respite in immediate sight, the
ladies realized that their dorm faced the equally cold men's
dorm. They turned a bed sheet into a banner with the
"TURN ON THE HEAT OR WE'LL TURN ON THE BOYS!"
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