Today's quotes [2.3.20]
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You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
- - - Pamela Hansford Johnson
"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal.
I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it.
A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.
Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits.
- Edward Abbey
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