Today's quotes [2.20.20]
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Time's fun when you're having flies.
- Kermit the Frog
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't
study Latin harder in school so I could
converse with those people."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989
"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo...
I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
my typing is whit
-- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
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