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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
where you live.
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second.
- Edward Abbey
"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
- - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- - - Cynthia Heimel
"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."
- Dean Martin
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