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Today's quotes [2.19.20]

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We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson 

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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

     - Sam Levenson 

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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

     - Lazarus Long 

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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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