Today's quotes [2.18.20]
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Seen on a bumper sticker...
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
- H. L. Mencken
"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses
for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes.
"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously."
- Hubert Humphrey
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