Today's quotes [2.17.20]
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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals.
Jesus died for our sins.
Let's not disappoint him.
Seen on a bumper sticker...
No Radio - Already Stolen
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