Today's quotes [2.15.20]
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
"Here lies... Walt Whitman. Aaargh! Damn you Walt Whitman!
I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of
grass my ass!"
Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year.
-- God, ``Homer the Heretic''
"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
software firm. They were looking for a sysadmin. Requirements
included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
-- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
16 January, 1997
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion."
- Scott Adams
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