Today's jokes [2.2.20]
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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said
that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head
and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
"How do you give shoulders?"
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!
Girl: Why thank you!
Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I would becoming too!
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments
at the same time?
A: She managed to squeeze them both in.
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady,
- I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death
of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.
Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately
8:42PM last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and
going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and
relatives, was alone at the time of his death.
An autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical
Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was
acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone had put Mr.Bunny's batteries in backwards,
and he kept coming, and coming and coming.....
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