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SIGN AT DENNY'S RESTAURANT:
"Denny's is pleased to welcome persons of every ethnicity.
Our booths are now color-coded by race so that our valued
Black and Mexican patrons will know where to sit."
WHICH CAME FIRST?
Reader said her son, Aaron, who is halfway between 2 and 3, was looking
at a picture book, pointed at an egg and declared, "Cookie."
"No, no," mother corrected. "That's not a cookie. Look again. What is
"Marshmella," Aaron said.
"No, not a marshmallow," mother said. "Think about it. What do
Aaron's face lit up. "McNuggets," he shouted triumphantly.
My friend Janet, who likes stealing food from me, one day became obsessed
with my pack of Nerds (a candy).
I asked her, "Why do you keep on taking my Nerds?!"
She looked me in the eye and she said, "I like nerds."
And I was thinking, is that supposed to mean something!?
Sent by Christina
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