Today's quotes [11.9.20]
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"Jesus sucks knowledge of "bad stuff" out of your mind. Interesting, I'll
have to remember that.:-)"
"Jesus is the Liposuction of the Soul. He died to take away man's cellulite."
-- Lt. Wilkes, Tzimon Yliaster
- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it's a predicament
- All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.
Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
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