Today's quotes [11.7.20]
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- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by
reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
- The longer the title, the less important the job.
When I have been asked during these last weeks who
caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer
has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the
riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for
the killings? The killers are to blame.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex
social issues behind the
Los Angeles Riots
"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't
turn you on?"
"Well why are you interested in the spanking one?"
"Because it _does_ turn me on..."
-- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa
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