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I sometimes get up grumpy, but then she wakes up.

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Amputation with a blunt instrument is seldom pleasant.

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- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
   number of pens that person is carrying.


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- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.


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- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.


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