Today's quotes [11.5.20]
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S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out"
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
- Lazarus Long
Crow realized there were two Gods -
One of them much bigger than the other
Loving his enemies
And having all the weapons.
Ted Hughes, from Crow's Theology
Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone. The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang
He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave.
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