Today's quotes [11.3.20]

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"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
       than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me
       the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn

"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
       woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
       -- Truman Capote

"Death is every man's final critic. To die well you must live bravely." 

    - Edward Abbey 

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