Today's quotes [11.22.20]
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"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one."
- L. M. Boyd
Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important."
- Eugene McCarthy
"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously."
- Booth Tarkington
He was a man of great statue.
- Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins
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