Today's quotes [11.21.20]
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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts.
- Ruth Gordon
"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught
me how to enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me.
Now I just imagine the whole thing is two miles below the
moon's surface, and that half the people's right-brains
have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly
it's interesting again."
- Rudy Rucker
"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg."
- James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
the New York Times newspaper refused
to carry advertising for his new movie.
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