Today's quotes [11.20.20]
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The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.
- W. C. Fields
What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.
- Emily Latella
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
- Carol Leifer
"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise."
- Roger Simon
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers
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