Today's quotes [11.19.20]
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German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
using a sick bag on a 747.
- - - Willy Rushton
The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.
- - - Clifton Fadiman
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
- - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
- - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw
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