Today's quotes [11.17.20]
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"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still
find my #%@# clothes."
- Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
stand still and look stupid."
--- Hedy Lamarr
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
--- Maryon Pearson
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
--- Gilda Radner
"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
--- Bella Abzug
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