Today's quotes [11.13.20]
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"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"The calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two
nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary
rights of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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