Today's quotes [11.12.20]
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"It's like deja vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra
"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
-- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn
"Perl - the swiss army chainsaw of UNIX tools"
-- Rob Kolstad
"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
* Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.
Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries?
Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.
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