Today's quotes [11.1.20]
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Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
universe when it's hard enough to find your way around
Fred Hoyle - "There is a coherent plan in the universe,
though I don't know what it's a plan for."
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible
worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar
"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children and large
nations." -- David Friedman
"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
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