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There was a bluestocking in Florence Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents, Till a Spanish grandee Got her off with his knee, And she burned all her works with abhorrence.
The Camel The sexual needs of a camel are greater than anyone thinks. For once in a moment of passion it attempted to ravish the Sphinx. The Sphinx's posterior entrance was clogged by the sands of the Nile, which accounts for the hump on the camel and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile :) Sent by FLG
Brian is an idiot! And everybody knows When he goes to bed at night He puts polish on his toes Brian is so stupid He sucks himself all day And when I went to a farm once And saw him eating hay Brian is a numbskull He loves a girl named Jade And he wanted her to kiss him so much Once he even paid
By a cozy peat fire in O'Dell, Sat a Scot and a Mick, I hear tell. "I'm full," cried O'Brien. Said McLoed,"Well, I'm buyin'." Sure and now, that's a cold day in hell.
The voice from the UFO cried, "To the smartest we'll give a free ride!" Several men volunteered, But the ship disappeared With a whale and two dolphins inside.
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