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Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Scared the hell out of the dog.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Two friends meet each other on the street.

"Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill.

"Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.
I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid.

"I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?".

"It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"

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How many Los Angeles police officers does it
take to beat up a black motorist?

None. He fell down the stairs.

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Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.
Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

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