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Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?

Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

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What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?

Getting fingered by Captain Hook!

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What do Germans use for birth control?

Their personalities!

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Why did the punk cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

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