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Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing? Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
What do Germans use for birth control? Their personalities!
Why did the punk cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
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