Today's jokes [11.2.20]
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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
It was too tight.
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,
so she took them to the taxodermist.
"So you want them mounted?" asked the taxidermist.
To which she replied: "No. Holding hands will do just fine."
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