Today's jokes [11.17.20]
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What did one gay sperm say to the other?
I can't find my way through all this shit.
A Friend's Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who
screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:
"Come and bury my wife."
"But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker.
"I got married again," the man sobbed.
"Oh," said the undertaker. "Congratulations."
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to
them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"
The girls stop and look at each other. "Well I suppose we could always
eat the third one!"
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head
feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're
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