Today's jokes [11.1.20]

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There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next
morning found out that she was six months pregnant.

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?

The back of her head.

'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One
notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He
says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies
"Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."

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